Match 14
| Division 1 | |
| Unsporting Lisbon vs M.V.V. Caledonian | |
| at Old Camp | |
| Match Official: Barend Brekveld | |
| Homefield: HOMER Discipline: FAIR |
| RECENT MEETINGS | |||||
| SEASON | COMPETITION | MATCH | HOME | SCORE | AWAY |
| 41 | Origin Cup | 11 | MVV | 0 - 1 | USL |
| 41 | LEAGUE: Division 1 | 14 | USL | 2 - 0 | MVV |
| 41 | LEAGUE: Division 1 | 35 | MVV | 3 - 1 | USL |
| 40 | LEAGUE: Division 1 | 17 | MVV | 0 - 6 | USL |
| 40 | The Manager Cup | 31 | MVV | 0 - 5 | USL |
| 40 | LEAGUE: Division 1 | 38 | USL | 0 - 1 | MVV |
| 39 | LEAGUE: Division 1 | 20 | MVV | 0 - 1 | USL |
| 39 | LEAGUE: Division 1 | 41 | USL | 1 - 0 | MVV |
| 38 | LEAGUE: Division 1 | 17 | USL | 2 - 3 | MVV |
| 38 | LEAGUE: Division 1 | 38 | MVV | 0 - 1 | USL |
| Recent: USL leads 7-0-3 after 10 matches. | |||||
| All-Time Series: USL leads 20-2-10 after 32 matches. | |||||
| Unsporting Lisbon | ||||
| COACH | BANK | CP | OTF | MORALE/BONUS |
| David King | 2841 | 6 | 10 | 0.676/0.2 |
| M.V.V. Caledonian | ||||
| COACH | BANK | CP | OTF | MORALE/BONUS |
| Bill Ramsay | 1995 | 1 | 10 | 0.546/0.07 |
| SUSPENDED/INJURED | POS | GMS |
| Kurt Vonnegut | MF | 2 gm |
| SUSPENDED/INJURED | POS | GMS |
| Dom Zinck | FW | 1 gm |
| Pessac Leognan | MF | 1 gm |
| STAR PLAYERS | POS | SL |
| Dick Valentine | FW | 31 |
| Tait Nucleus | DF | 30 |
| Tom Page | MA | 29 |
| Billy the Fish | GK | 28 |
| Charalampos Mavrias | FW | 28 |
| STAR PLAYERS | POS | SL |
| Saint Aubin | GK | 27 |
| Martin Wilkie | MA | 27 |
| Gros Manseng | FW | 26 |
| Unico | MF | 24 |
| Buck Fast | DM | 24 |
| SPECIAL PLAYERS | POS | SL | SA |
| Dick Valentine | FW | 31 | Big Match Player |
| Tom Page | MA | 29 | Athletic |
| Billy the Fish | GK | 28 | Passer |
| Charalampos Mavrias | FW | 28 | Chaser |
| Matthew Damon | WG | 28 | Passer |
| Bob Kane | DF | 27 | Leader |
| Rui Patricio | GK | 26 | Leader |
| Andre Pinto | DM | 26 | Leader |
| Guy Dubas | DF | 26 | Leader |
| David Prowse | DF | 25 | Leader |
| Ryan Renolds | FW | 24 | Swansong |
| Douglas Adams | WG | 21 | Athletic |
| Daniel Podence | FW | 20 | Chaser |
| Neal Stephenson | DF | 19 | Leader |
| Alan Ruiz | MF | 17 | Playmaker |
| Cristiano Piccini | DF | 13 | Passer |
| Bas Dost | FW | 13 | Athletic |
| SPECIAL PLAYERS | POS | SL | SA |
| Saint Aubin | GK | 27 | Maverick |
| Opus One | FW | 23 | Maverick |
| Gruner Veltliner | MA | 20 | Maverick |
| George Hutchison | DF | 12 | Swansong |
| Petrus | DM | 9 | Shooter |
| SHOOTING STATS | POS | GOALS | SHOTS |
| Ryan Renolds | FW | 10 | 24 |
| Charalampos Mavrias | FW | 9 | 23 |
| Dick Valentine | FW | 7 | 14 |
| Marcelo Meli | MA | 6 | 20 |
| Matthew Damon | WG | 6 | 17 |
| SHOOTING STATS | POS | GOALS | SHOTS |
| Martin Wilkie | MA | 13 | 22 |
| Gros Manseng | FW | 8 | 26 |
| Opus One | FW | 6 | 17 |
| Unico | MF | 5 | 12 |
| Elysium | FW | 2 | 8 |
| KEEPING STATS | SHOTS | GOALS | SAVE % |
| Billy the Fish | 49 | 13 | 73% |
| Al Pacino | 17 | 12 | 29% |
| Rui Patricio | 24 | 5 | 79% |
| KEEPING STATS | SHOTS | GOALS | SAVE % |
| Vina Ardanza | 66 | 28 | 58% |
| Saint Aubin | 55 | 17 | 69% |
| Buck Fast | 3 | 0 | 100% |
| MATCH TACTIC | % | MATCH TACTIC | % |
| Normal | 81% | Stall | 16% |
| Press | 3% | Longball | 0% |
| Ball Control | 0% | Early Cross | 0% |
| Counter Attack | 0% | Opportunistic | 0% |
| MATCH TACTIC | % | MATCH TACTIC | % |
| Normal | 87% | Stall | 3% | Press | 4% | Longball | 0% |
| Ball Control | 0% | Early Cross | 0% |
| Counter Attack | 0% | Opportunistic | 6% |
| ROSTER | POS | AGE | SL | DP | EL | PU | ||
 |  | Billy the Fish | GK | 4 | 28 | 8 | 69 | 7 |
|  | Rui Patricio | GK | 6 | 26 | 0 | 100 | 7 |
| | Al Pacino | GK | 1 | 21 | 0 | 100 | 7 |
| | Tait Nucleus | DF | 3 | 30 | 0 | 92 | 7 |
| | Bob Kane | DF | 3 | 27 | 4 | 100 | 7 |
| | Guy Dubas | DF | 4 | 26 | 16 | 80 | 7 |
 |  | David Prowse | DF | 6 | 25 | 12 | 60 | 7 |
 |  | Neal Stephenson | DF | 7 | 19 | 12 | 31 | 4 |
| | Cristiano Piccini | DF | 7 | 13 | 4 | 100 | 0 |
| | Seejou King | DF | 3 | 10 | 0 | 100 | 0 |
| | Marvin Zeegelaar | DF | 7 | 10 | 0 | 100 | 0 |
| | Andre Pinto | DM | 5 | 26 | 4 | 80 | 7 |
|  | Kurt Vonnegut | MF | 6 | 21 | 22 | 60 | 0 |
| | Alan Ruiz | MF | 7 | 17 | 4 | 50 | 0 |
| | Sean Connery | MF | 1 | 10 | 0 | 100 | 0 |
| | Tom Page | MA | 3 | 29 | 0 | 93 | 7 |
| | Marcelo Meli | MA | 6 | 25 | 4 | 62 | 7 |
 | | John Wyndham | MA | 7 | 13 | 0 | 100 | 0 |
| | Matthew Damon | WG | 5 | 28 | 0 | 60 | 7 |
| | Douglas Adams | WG | 1 | 21 | 8 | 100 | 7 |
| | Dick Valentine | FW | 5 | 31 | 8 | 100 | 6 |
| | Charalampos Mavrias | FW | 4 | 28 | 12 | 81 | 7 |
 | | Ryan Renolds | FW | 6 | 24 | 8 | 59 | 7 |
| | Daniel Podence | FW | 5 | 20 | 0 | 100 | 0 |
| | Bas Dost | FW | 7 | 13 | 0 | 100 | 0 |
| ROSTER | POS | AGE | SL | DP | EL | PU | ||
| | Saint Aubin | GK | 4 | 27 | 0 | 40 | 1 |
| | Vina Ardanza | GK | 2 | 21 | 4 | 100 | 5 |
| | Wild Duck | SW | 1 | 10 | 0 | 100 | 0 |
| | Kenneth Vannan | DF | 2 | 24 | 8 | 50 | 5 |
| | Vincent Girardin | DF | 1 | 21 | 16 | 61 | 7 |
| | Nyetimber | DF | 3 | 21 | 8 | 54 | 1 |
| | Diego Planeta | DF | 4 | 19 | 22 | 100 | 0 |
| | George Hutchison | DF | 7 | 12 | 16 | 100 | 7 |
| | Bandol | DF | 0 | 10 | 0 | 100 | 6 |
| | Vino | DF | 3 | 10 | 0 | 100 | 0 |
| | Buck Fast | DM | 3 | 24 | 4 | 43 | 4 |
| | Petrus | DM | 8 | 9 | 10 | 100 | 0 |
| | Unico | MF | 2 | 24 | 24 | 61 | 5 |
| | Jumilla | MF | 4 | 19 | 10 | 57 | 0 |
| | Pessac Leognan | MF | 0 | 15 | 14 | 100 | 7 |
| | Martin Wilkie | MA | 3 | 27 | 18 | 41 | 7 |
 |  | Gruner Veltliner | MA | 6 | 20 | 12 | 30 | 4 |
| | Nero D’Avola | WG | 0 | 15 | 16 | 60 | 7 |
| | Les Cardinaux | WG | 0 | 14 | 0 | 100 | 6 |
| | Gros Manseng | FW | 2 | 26 | 20 | 52 | 7 |
| | Opus One | FW | 4 | 23 | 8 | 59 | 1 |
| | Elysium | FW | 1 | 21 | 4 | 76 | 7 |
| | Dom Zinck | FW | 4 | 17 | 14 | 100 | 0 |
| | Glera | FW | 2 | 14 | 4 | 100 | 0 |
| COMMENTS | |
 | USL on their own turf should be too good. |
 | The Special Players list for USL and TED are beyond ridiculous. I truly don't get it. |
| Oh, and I don't think MVV can get past Dr King this time out. |
 | Lisbon look unsportingly strong |
 | home win |