SCOREBOARD: Match 14 - March 30, 2018
Origin Division 1 Matches
| Old Colony F.C. | 0 | |
| Thames Ironworks F.C. | 0 | |
| Etemereg Stadium: 39129 | ||
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| Ok, I admit I'm a bit unhappy with this result. Heath played an amazing game, but...I feel a bit snubbed with 17 chances and not one goal. - Brian Beerman (Old Colony F.C.) | ||
| Good game for your side, Bill. Once again you found a way to flummox the Quaffers. Will need to bring some serious heat when we meet again - Brian Beerman (Old Colony F.C.) | ||
| ...at The Memorial Ground 25 May. Be warned, sir. - Brian Beerman (Old Colony F.C.) | ||
| Clarendon Park Rangers | 4 | |
| M.V.V. Caledonian | 2 | |
| St Leonard: 34399 | ||
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| Don't think CPR got the pre-match memo. Well played, Ed. - David King (Unsporting Lisbon) | ||
| That's a cracking result. John Brown hatrick, Bills aggression not paying off. Doesn't D1 look interesting this season?! - Ed Hollox (Clarendon Park Rangers) | ||
| Great ref there, should have been labelled a Homer! Nice win Ed but I feel a bit robbed by the 2 reds. - Bill Ramsay (M.V.V. Caledonian) | ||
| Bill, you can get your revenge in the Cup. Ref won't be at that match, he's enjoying an all expenses paid holiday in Greece - Ed Hollox (Clarendon Park Rangers) | ||
| Orpington Inkspots | 5 | |
| Ballingry United | 4 | |
| The Yard: 26970 | ||
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| Parcells delivers! - David King (Unsporting Lisbon) | ||
| What a match. 9 goal thriller entertains the neutrals. - Ed Hollox (Clarendon Park Rangers) | ||
| Sitan Dama | 0 | |
| I.A.C. Korea | 1 | |
| Nostromo Dome: 32486 | ||
| I.A.C. Korea are a rival of Sitan Dama | ||
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| Unsporting Lisbon | 2 | |
| Aberdon F.C. | 0 | |
| Old Camp: 40000 | ||
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| We are getting zero luck in coin flips - Steve Allan (Aberdon F.C.) | ||
| Yep, very unlucky, Steve. Total 50/50 game. - David King (Unsporting Lisbon) | ||
| Torpedo Belgrano | 2 | |
| Irn Bru Allstars | 1 | |
| Strangeways: 22933 | ||
| Torpedo Belgrano are a rival of Irn Bru Allstars | ||
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| Game swung from end to end. No complaints, well done John, top o the league. - Marc Roseblade (Irn Bru Allstars) | ||
| This league's a bit tight this season! Welcome to the Eight Points Club, Marc. - David King (Unsporting Lisbon) | ||
| Top of the league won’t last. We are relegation fodder. Look at the stats. - John Malone (Torpedo Belgrano) | ||
| It’s only superb coaching that has kept us unbeaten. - John Malone (Torpedo Belgrano) | ||
| But this was a good win. We got the tactics right in the last part of the game. - John Malone (Torpedo Belgrano) | ||
Origin Division 2 Matches
| Quokka Chaos | 1 | |
| Guff Wanderers | 0 | |
| Rottnest Island: 34782 | ||
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| Birmingham F.C. | 2 | |
| F.C. Barcayrlona | 1 | |
| St Andrews: 30726 | ||
| Birmingham F.C. are a rival of F.C. Barcayrlona | ||
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| Rufous Whistling | 2 | |
| Spartak Rangers | 0 | |
| The Aviary: 10722 | ||
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| Dynamo City | 0 | |
| Atletico Cubanos | 1 | |
| Faraday Park: 31481 | ||
| Dynamo City and Atletico Cubanos are rivals of each other | ||
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| Inbhir Narainn | 3 | |
| Athletico Cavaliers | 0 | |
| Exodan Arena: 37385 | ||
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| Kaisayr | 2 | |
| Weymouth Black Death | 4 | |
| Sheepshagger Stadium: 21502 | ||
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| Here we go again Home field Strong and Discipline Loose - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| 3 penalties - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| When is shot % not shot % when you watch this - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| Total Shots 7. Pretty much 11.5% shot chance until the 70th min - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| Then 8.9 until the end - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| Then 8.9 until the end - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| 7 shots - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| 7 shots - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| Seven shots - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| I take it the shot % is just a random generated number regardless of what the shot chance is - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| I have 100 apples, but you can take 10% but you are only allowed to take 6 of them - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| Magic 8 ball % - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| 2 strikers out of the starring 3, 0shots - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| Just goes along with the whole lack of shot % chance - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| Why have it if it is not even close to being accurate - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| Why have it if it is not even close to being accurate - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| You may say it is only a chance, but why then put in a % to that chance if the chance is not even close to being accurate - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| 7 shots - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| 10 Chances - but we don’t have a Chance % we have a Shot Chance - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
| So a dodgy Shot % Chance and Ref whose characteristics didn’t match the outcome of what he did - Paul Roseblade (Kaisayr) | ||
Origin Division 3 Matches
| Castellon Bandidos | 4 | |
| Harchester United | 0 | |
| Red Stadium: 22040 | ||
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| Colwinston F.C. | 0 | |
| Clarkston Catalans | 4 | |
| Berkshire Park: 20357 | ||
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| Reading Rattlers | 5 | |
| Huascaran Heights | 0 | |
| Redwood Park: 23391 | ||
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| Ouch! I did expect to lose this one but notby that many! - Mike Parnaby (Huascaran Heights) | ||
| Missouri Legal Beagles | 1 | |
| Dalgety Hearts | 3 | |
| Charles M Shulz Stadium: 17216 | ||
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| Hamilton Invaders | 0 | |
| Calcydonian F.C. | 2 | |
| The Black Hole: 23083 | ||
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| Yuk - Matt Cooper (Hamilton Invaders) | ||
| Warley Bromwich Albion | 0 | |
| Tartessos A.C. | 2 | |
| The Warthorns: 34035 | ||
| Tartessos A.C. are a rival of Warley Bromwich Albion | ||
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Evolution Division 1 Matches
| Newkie Illuminati | 2 | |
| Tayside Tigers | 0 | |
| Zion Fields: 26315 | ||
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| Sparta Partick | 3 | |
| F.C. Glasgow | 3 | |
| Sparta: 40000 | ||
| F.C. Glasgow are a rival of Sparta Partick | ||
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| Why, oh why, did I think it was a good idea to bring on the apprentice GK against the league leaders! School boy error - Colin Scott (Sparta Partick) | ||
| Without knowing the GK save rolls can't say for definite Scully would have made a difference. Bottom line, score didn't reflect stats, PT unluck - Stewart Miller (Teddybears F.C.) | ||
| Teddybears F.C. | 2 | |
| Queens Rangers | 1 | |
| Ibrox Stadium: 39103 | ||
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| Still can't turn our dominance into goals, but at least we got the three points this week. - Stewart Miller (Teddybears F.C.) | ||
| St Pauli Pirates | 2 | |
| West Coast Raiders | 2 | |
| The Crows Nest: 28401 | ||
| West Coast Raiders are a rival of St Pauli Pirates | ||
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| May the force be with you, and with you always - Roy Rolsten (St Pauli Pirates) | ||
| What's the more farcical, the farce or the farce that follows it? Stupid spell check - Roy Rolsten (St Pauli Pirates) | ||
| Cascadia United F.C. | 4 | |
| Sparta Sorukoviso | 1 | |
| CenturyLink Field: 26256 | ||
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| embarassing - Tim Batth (Sparta Sorukoviso) | ||
| Asteria Kromatos | 1 | |
| Gotham Villains | 1 | |
| Dark Side of the Moon: 25546 | ||
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Evolution Division 2 Matches
| Montevideo Tricolores | 0 | |
| Villa Old Boys | 2 | |
| Parque Central: 34413 | ||
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| Chelsea Old Boys | 3 | |
| The Dutch Masters | 0 | |
| Stamford Bridge: 21885 | ||
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| A great result puts us back in the title race. - Andy Shaw (Chelsea Old Boys) | ||
| Adelaidonians F.C. | 2 | |
| Fulham Town | 1 | |
| McDiamond Park: 25286 | ||
| Adelaidonians F.C. are a rival of Fulham Town | ||
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| Colorado Rage | 0 | |
| Elana Torun | 1 | |
| The Cage: 25016 | ||
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| Don't get the need for aggression. In the end it gave us the win. - Ellis Simpson (Elana Torun) | ||
| Leicester Foxes | 3 | |
| Chuzhou Elegant | 2 | |
| King Way Stadium: 38887 | ||
| Leicester Foxes and Chuzhou Elegant are rivals of each other | ||
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| Gotham City Knights | 1 | |
| Orgullo Atlético | 4 | |
| Arkham Asylum: 33055 | ||
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