Ballingry United (BAL)
CoachPaul Cockayne
StadiumBallingry Arena (40000)
CaptainGeorge Scanlan
Coaching Points36
One Touch Football10
Morale0.59 (0.07)
LeagueOrigin Division 1: 11th
EstablishedSeason 24 (2011)
NicknameThe Oozers
Following (Avg)26,548 (26,529)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Previous Names
Starmundo F.C. (STA)S24 - S30
Past Coaches
Leon Permentier (S24-30), Steve Boyle (S31-31),
Trophy Cabinet
Division 2 Runner Up225 37
Division 3 Runner Up136
The Manager Cup Winner126
Wooden Spoon132
Name  (22 Players)PosASLELPU
John Sieveright GK324493
David Marshall GK6111000
Johnny Grotz GK0101002
Craig Bateson SW5171000
Ben Nevis DF324664
Peter Lister DF419660
Eddy Borough DF218852
Michael Fleming DF5171000
Craig Nure DF114854
Billy Mcneil DF7131000
Terrence Clark Boyle DF791000
Scott Hastie MF424663
Alex McClure MF2201001
Ken Tyre MF118853
Paul McStay MF6121000
Peter Leslie WG4231002
Rhory Mooney WG623807
Abe Dean WG221852
Kirk Wall WG0121004
Alexander Dow FW323702
Glen Coe FW1181003
George Scanlan (c)FW518901
Players With Special Abilities
Rhory Mooney Swansong
Scott Hastie Passer
Ben Nevis Wingback
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Craig Nure 4
Team Form
Last 10: wwWLlLWl--
MVP: ---
Team DPs: 44
Ballingry United are rivals to 0 teams.
Recent Transactions
July 12, 2017
1/10 DF Craig Nure (Bosman) signs in the draft.
0/8 WG Kirk Wall (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/8 GK Johnny Grotz (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 14, 2017
1/10 DF Eddy Borough (Bosman) signs in the draft.
0/8 FW Glen Coe (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/8 MF Ken Tyre (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
August 30, 2016
0/8 WG Abe Dean (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/8 MF Alex McClure (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/13 DF Ben Nevis (Bosman) signs in the draft.
March 9, 2016
1/10 DF Peter Lister (Bosman) signs in the draft.
0/8 FW Alexander Dow (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/8 GK John Sieveright (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
Team Needs

Time, patience, structure, planning, luck, understanding, alcohol, inspiration, creativity, molasses, dedication, fresh fruit, loose women, religion, concentration, technique, warm underwear

Season 38 Kit
Next 5 Matches
12 Aug 25 (n)Clarendon Origin Cup
13 Aug 26 Korea Division 1
14 Sep 01 @Cavaliers Division 1
15 Sep 02 Unsporting Division 1
17 Sep 08 Allstars Division 1
Last 10 Matches
11 Aug 19 W3 - 1(n)Quokka Origin Cup
10 Aug 18 W3 - 0(n)Spartak Origin Cup
9 Aug 12 W2 - 1(n)Barcayr Origin Cup
8 Aug 11 L2 - 3(n)Clarkston  Origin Cup
7 Aug 05 L0 - 2@Narainn Division 1
6 Aug 04 L0 - 2Guff Division 1
5 Jul 29 W1 - 0Torpedo Division 1
4 Jul 28 L1 - 3@Aberdon Division 1
About Ballingry United

Ballingry Rovers F.C. were a Scottish junior football club based in Glencraig, Fife. Their home ground was Ore Park.

The club was founded in 1952 by Mr Andrew and Mrs Janet Clark of Ballingry Road with the aid of Jean Coron, originally playing at the King George VI Park in Crosshill. A successful amateur side for many years, the club stepped up to the junior grade in 2004. Their record in ten years of junior football was P 396, W 171, D 69, L 156, F 780, A 725.

The SJFA restructured prior to the 2006–07 season, and Rovers found themselves in the twelve-team East Region, Central Division. They finished third in their first season in the division and won the championship the following campaign.

The team were managed between October 2014 and their demise by former Aberdeen defender Willie Garner.

Coach's Bio: Paul Cockayne

Ballingry's manager, Paul Cockayne, is happy to say that he has led an interesting life.  He has not set foot on the moon or sailed single-handed round the world in a teacup, but nevertheless, in a small way, he feels content as he looks back from what is his 62nd year in existence.

Music has been a major part of his life, and his love of jazz (he plays vibes and piano) once found him on stage with a very drunk Humphrey Lyttleton.  Less auspicious were his experiences of providing backing music to performing dogs and a telelpathic chicken.

His games playing has led to some small success at bridge (two cups currently adorn his mantlepiece) - many hours playing cricket have yielded a lifetime batting average under five, although he does have a claim to fame in once having been responsible for conceding 8 runs from a single ball.

After a lengthy career in IT, Cockayne has latterly retrained as a counsellor and has met some amazing people who have left him with a wealth of stories to not tell for confidentiality reasons.

One story he does like to tell is of the time he was greeted by a woman in the local shopping centre.  She looked very familiar but Cockayne was unable to place her.  Rather than admit his failings, he decided to bluff it out, hoping to pick up some clues in the conversation as to who this person was.  Sadly, no clues were forthcoming, and eventually the woman realised.  "You haven't got the faintest idea who I am, have you?" she said.  "No", Cockayne replied, "I'm really sorry but I haven't".  She looked a bit affronted, which was quite understandable.  "I'm Dawn, your ex-wife", she revealed.

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