Newkie Illuminati (NEI)
CoachLes Lithgo
StadiumZion Fields (40000)
CaptainKevin Keegan
Coaching Points0
One Touch Football1
Morale0.45 (0.07)
LeagueEvolution Division 1: 6th
EstablishedSeason 33 (2015)
NicknameThe Illuminati
Following (Avg)20,978 (32,109)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Previous Names
None Recorded
Past Coaches
None Recorded
Trophy Cabinet
Division 1 Runner Up136
Evolution Cup Winner135
Evolution Cup Runner Up140
Name  (23 Players)PosASLELPU
Freddie Woodman GK327517
Shaka Hislop GK6181000
Bjorn Kristensen SD120567
Steve Watson DF323822
Kevin Scott DF223707
Jonathon Woodgate DF422491
DeAndre Yedlin DF015897
John Beresford DF6111000
Marc Hottiger DF581000
Liam OBrien DM2251007
Hatem Ben Arfa MF431897
Mirandinha MF015807
David Ginola MF7121000
David Batty MF791000
Craig Bellamy MA225537
Jonas Gutierrez MA120557
Tino Asprilla WG5201000
Lauren Robert WG6111000
Andy Cole FW427897
Kevin Keegan (c)FW619597
Micky Quinn FW119647
Alan Shearer FW881000
Ivor Allchurch UT514800
Players With Special Abilities
Shaka Hislop Maverick
Hatem Ben Arfa Maverick
Kevin Keegan Swansong
Tino Asprilla Passer
David Ginola Playmaker
Alan Shearer Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Team Form
Last 10: wLlWdDLDwD
MVP: wLl
Team DPs: 198
Newkie Illuminati are rivals to 0 teams.
Recent Transactions
May 18, 2019
Auction 6: Acquired 2 CPs.
March 23, 2019
0/8 DF DeAndre Yedlin (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 27, 2019
0/8 MF Mirandinha (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/12 FW Micky Quinn (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2018
0/6 MA Jonas Gutierrez (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/6 SD Bjorn Kristensen (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 DF Kevin Scott (Bosman) signs in the draft.
March 23, 2018
0/6 MA Craig Bellamy (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 9, 2018
0/6 DM Liam OBrien (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
February 4, 2018
1/11 GK Freddie Woodman (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2017
0/8 DF Steve Watson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
July 2, 2017
1/12 MF Hatem Ben Arfa (Bosman) signs in the draft.
Team Needs

The games to commence smiley

Season 41 Kit
Next 5 Matches
41 Jun 21 @Elana Division 1
42 Jun 22 Spartick Division 1
Last 10 Matches
39 Jun 15 W1 - 0@Fulham Division 1
38 Jun 14 L1 - 5Teddys Division 1
36 Jun 08 L2 - 4@Tayside Division 1
35 Jun 07 W1 - 0Orgullo Division 1
33 Jun 01 D0 - 0@Villains Division 1
32 May 31 D1 - 1Chuzhou Division 1
31 May 28 L1 - 2(n)Hamilton The Manager Cup
30 May 25 D1 - 1Leicester Division 1
29 May 24 W1 - 0@Glasgow Division 1
28 May 18 D2 - 2Colorado Division 1
About Newkie Illuminati

A mythical, secretive group based in the North East of England. Many, many followers - although sections of the following are disillusioned with the direction the club has taken in recent times. However, they remain loyal, committed and fanatical for the cause.


Current aims are unknown. Rumoured to be awash with funds - but investment has been surprisingly lacking. Insular and not always accepting of 'outsiders'!


The black and white striped uniforms are adorned by the disciples of the club and worn with pride as they travel around the globe in their masses. Rituals include the compulsory imbibing of super-human quanties of local beverage 'newkie broon' - known to give the individuals super-human powers of immortality... at least that's the claim. Rumoured to have slightly intoxicating and potentially adictive qualities - with many suggesting that this is used in a mass mind control experiment to retain the followers loyalty and allegiance.


History books show that success is in the genes. Recently though internal wrangling at the top of the organisation have left the club devoid of focus. It is hoped that the recent appointment of Lithgo in a key position will allow this sleeping giant to start to reach it's potential...

Coach's Bio: Les Lithgo

Geordie boy. Mid-life crisis. Gambling. Eating. Drinking. Work, work, work...


Not quite living the dream... yet!


Think that covers it!

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