Newkie Illuminati (NEI)
CoachLes Lithgo
StadiumZion Fields (40000)
CaptainKevin Keegan
Bank825
Coaching Points11
One Touch Football1
Morale0.48 (0.07)
LeagueEvolution Division 1: 7th
EstablishedSeason 33 (2015)
NicknameThe Illuminati
Following (Avg)22,042 (30,559)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Wins14263
Draws7647
Losses9953
Pct.0.5680.531
Previous Names
None Recorded
Past Coaches
None Recorded
Trophy Cabinet
Competition#Seasons
Division 1 Runner Up136
Evolution Cup Winner135
Evolution Cup Runner Up140
Name  (23 Players)PosASLELPU
Freddie Woodman GK3271007
Shaka Hislop GK618680
Bjorn Kristensen SD1201007
Jonathon Woodgate DF421550
Steve Watson DF321550
Kevin Scott DF220834
DeAndre Yedlin DF013995
John Beresford DF6111000
Marc Hottiger DF581000
Liam OBrien DM225847
Hatem Ben Arfa MF426712
Mirandinha MF014806
David Ginola MF7121000
David Batty MF791000
Craig Bellamy MA225857
Jonas Gutierrez MA120647
Tino Asprilla WG520800
Lauren Robert WG6111000
Andy Cole FW425795
Kevin Keegan (c)FW6191007
Micky Quinn FW1181006
Alan Shearer FW881000
Ivor Allchurch UT514900
Players With Special Abilities
Shaka Hislop Maverick
Hatem Ben Arfa Maverick
Kevin Keegan Swansong
Tino Asprilla Passer
David Ginola Playmaker
Alan Shearer Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Micky Quinn 2
Team Form
Last 10: LdwLlWLwwl
MVP: Ldw
Team DPs: 114
Rivals
Newkie Illuminati are rivals to 0 teams.
Recent Transactions
March 23, 2019
0/8 DF DeAndre Yedlin (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 27, 2019
0/8 MF Mirandinha (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/12 FW Micky Quinn (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2018
0/6 MA Jonas Gutierrez (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/6 SD Bjorn Kristensen (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 DF Kevin Scott (Bosman) signs in the draft.
March 23, 2018
0/6 MA Craig Bellamy (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 9, 2018
0/6 DM Liam OBrien (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
February 4, 2018
1/11 GK Freddie Woodman (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2017
0/8 DF Steve Watson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
July 2, 2017
1/12 MF Hatem Ben Arfa (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 6, 2017
0/8 DF Jonathon Woodgate (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
Team Needs

The games to commence smiley

Season 41 Kit
Next 5 Matches
MDATEOPPONENTCOMP
19 Apr 24 (n)Spartick Evolution Cup
20 Apr 26 Elana Division 1
21 Apr 27 @Spartick Division 1
23 May 03 (n)Unsporting The Manager Cup
24 May 04 (n)St Pauli The Manager Cup
Last 10 Matches
MDATEOPPONENTCOMP
18 Apr 20 L0 - 1Fulham Division 1
17 Apr 19 D1 - 1@Teddys Division 1
16 Apr 16 W7 - 1(n)Elana Evolution Cup
15 Apr 13 L0 - 2Tayside Division 1
14 Apr 12 L3 - 4@Orgullo Division 1
13 Apr 06 W4 - 2Villains Division 1
12 Apr 05 L0 - 2(n)Fulham Evolution Cup
11 Mar 31 W2 - 0(n)Asteria Evolution Cup
10 Mar 30 W3 - 0(n)Dutch Evolution Cup
9 Mar 23 L1 - 4(n)Leicester Evolution Cup
About Newkie Illuminati

A mythical, secretive group based in the North East of England. Many, many followers - although sections of the following are disillusioned with the direction the club has taken in recent times. However, they remain loyal, committed and fanatical for the cause.

 

Current aims are unknown. Rumoured to be awash with funds - but investment has been surprisingly lacking. Insular and not always accepting of 'outsiders'!

 

The black and white striped uniforms are adorned by the disciples of the club and worn with pride as they travel around the globe in their masses. Rituals include the compulsory imbibing of super-human quanties of local beverage 'newkie broon' - known to give the individuals super-human powers of immortality... at least that's the claim. Rumoured to have slightly intoxicating and potentially adictive qualities - with many suggesting that this is used in a mass mind control experiment to retain the followers loyalty and allegiance.

 

History books show that success is in the genes. Recently though internal wrangling at the top of the organisation have left the club devoid of focus. It is hoped that the recent appointment of Lithgo in a key position will allow this sleeping giant to start to reach it's potential...

Coach's Bio: Les Lithgo

Geordie boy. Mid-life crisis. Gambling. Eating. Drinking. Work, work, work...

 

Not quite living the dream... yet!

 

Think that covers it!

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