Newkie Illuminati (NEI)
CoachLes Lithgo
StadiumZion Fields (40000)
CaptainKevin Keegan
Bank660
Coaching Points13
One Touch Football1
Morale0.49 (0.05)
LeagueEvolution Division 1: 7th
EstablishedSeason 33 (2015)
NicknameThe Illuminati
Following (Avg)21,550 (30,037)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Wins12658
Draws6338
Losses8745
Pct.0.5710.546
Previous Names
None Recorded
Past Coaches
None Recorded
Trophy Cabinet
Competition#Seasons
Division 1 Runner Up136
Evolution Cup Winner135
Name  (22 Players)PosASLELPU
Shaka Hislop GK529384
Freddie Woodman GK2231006
Darren Peacock SW624997
Steve Howey SW5111000
Bjorn Kristensen SD012606
Steve Watson DF226707
Jonathon Woodgate DF324873
Kevin Scott DF115664
John Beresford DF514800
Marc Hottiger DF491000
Liam OBrien DM120997
Hatem Ben Arfa MF322782
David Ginola MF617700
David Batty MF6131000
Craig Bellamy MA120857
Jonas Gutierrez MA011605
Tino Asprilla WG425835
Lauren Robert WG5141000
Andy Cole FW326845
Kevin Keegan (c)FW518600
Alan Shearer FW712800
Ivor Allchurch UT417670
Players With Special Abilities
Shaka Hislop Maverick
Darren Peacock Swansong
Tino Asprilla Passer
David Ginola Playmaker
Alan Shearer Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
None
Team Form
Last 10: LddWwDwDLW
MVP: Ldd
Team DPs: 62
Rivals
Newkie Illuminati are rivals to 1 teams.
Recent Transactions
August 12, 2018
0/6 MA Jonas Gutierrez (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/6 SD Bjorn Kristensen (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 DF Kevin Scott (Bosman) signs in the draft.
March 23, 2018
0/6 MA Craig Bellamy (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 9, 2018
0/6 DM Liam OBrien (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
February 4, 2018
1/11 GK Freddie Woodman (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2017
0/8 DF Steve Watson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
July 2, 2017
1/12 MF Hatem Ben Arfa (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 6, 2017
0/8 DF Jonathon Woodgate (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 11, 2017
0/8 FW Andy Cole (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/10 MF Stewart Barrowclough (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 13, 2016
0/4 DF Marc Hottiger (5k) is promoted to the senior squad.
Team Needs

The games to commence smiley

Season 40 Kit
Next 5 Matches
MDATEOPPONENTCOMP
19 Oct 24 (n)Colorado Evolution Cup
20 Oct 26 Chelsea Division 1
21 Oct 27 @Villains Division 1
23 Nov 02 (n)Cascadia The Manager Cup
24 Nov 03 (n)Orpington The Manager Cup
Last 10 Matches
MDATEOPPONENTCOMP
18 Oct 20 L0 - 1Sorukoviso Division 1
17 Oct 19 D0 - 0@Spartick Division 1
16 Oct 16 D0 - 0(n)Tricolores Evolution Cup
15 Oct 13 W2 - 1Orgullo Division 1
14 Oct 12 W1 - 0@Leicester Division 1
13 Oct 06 D0 - 0Glasgow Division 1
12 Oct 05 W1 - 0(n)Chuzhou Evolution Cup
11 Sep 29 D0 - 0(n)Gotham Evolution Cup
10 Sep 28 L0 - 1(n)Tricolores Evolution Cup
9 Sep 22 W3 - 1(n)Elana Evolution Cup
About Newkie Illuminati

A mythical, secretive group based in the North East of England. Many, many followers - although sections of the following are disillusioned with the direction the club has taken in recent times. However, they remain loyal, committed and fanatical for the cause.

 

Current aims are unknown. Rumoured to be awash with funds - but investment has been surprisingly lacking. Insular and not always accepting of 'outsiders'!

 

The black and white striped uniforms are adorned by the disciples of the club and worn with pride as they travel around the globe in their masses. Rituals include the compulsory imbibing of super-human quanties of local beverage 'newkie broon' - known to give the individuals super-human powers of immortality... at least that's the claim. Rumoured to have slightly intoxicating and potentially adictive qualities - with many suggesting that this is used in a mass mind control experiment to retain the followers loyalty and allegiance.

 

History books show that success is in the genes. Recently though internal wrangling at the top of the organisation have left the club devoid of focus. It is hoped that the recent appointment of Lithgo in a key position will allow this sleeping giant to start to reach it's potential...

Coach's Bio: Les Lithgo

Geordie boy. Mid-life crisis. Gambling. Eating. Drinking. Work, work, work...

 

Not quite living the dream... yet!

 

Think that covers it!

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