Newkie Illuminati (NEI)
CoachLes Lithgo
StadiumZion Fields (40000)
CaptainDavid Ginola
Coaching Points1
One Touch Football1
Morale0.66 (0.03)
LeagueEvolution Division 1: 5th
EstablishedSeason 33 (2015)
NicknameThe Illuminati
Following (Avg)27,568 (27,789)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Previous Names
None Recorded
Past Coaches
None Recorded
Trophy Cabinet
Division 1 Runner Up136
Evolution Cup Winner135
Name  (23 Players)PosASLELPU
Shaka Hislop GK428647
Freddie Woodman GK1181007
Darren Peacock SW527807
Steve Howey SW4131000
Jonathon Woodgate DF2261007
Steve Watson DF122557
Barry Venison DF618797
John Beresford DF417410
Marc Hottiger DF3101000
Alan Kennedy DF791000
Liam OBrien DM0131007
Titus Bramble DM891000
Hatem Ben Arfa MF224547
David Ginola (c)MF524394
David Batty MF5171000
Stewart Barrowclough MF3101000
Craig Bellamy MA0131007
Tino Asprilla WG328447
Lauren Robert WG417740
Andy Cole FW226527
Kevin Keegan FW423743
Alan Shearer FW6171000
Ivor Allchurch UT321714
Players With Special Abilities
Barry Venison Swansong
Tino Asprilla Passer
David Ginola Playmaker
Alan Shearer Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Team Form
Last 10: WwDlWwwDlL
MVP: ---
Team DPs: 158
Newkie Illuminati are rivals to 2 teams.
Recent Transactions
March 23, 2018
0/6 MA Craig Bellamy (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 9, 2018
0/6 DM Liam OBrien (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
February 4, 2018
1/11 GK Freddie Woodman (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2017
0/8 DF Steve Watson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
July 2, 2017
1/12 MF Hatem Ben Arfa (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 6, 2017
0/8 DF Jonathon Woodgate (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 11, 2017
0/8 FW Andy Cole (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/10 MF Stewart Barrowclough (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 13, 2016
0/4 DF Marc Hottiger (5k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/8 WG Tino Asprilla (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 GK Shaka Hislop (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 23, 2016
0/8 DF John Beresford (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
Team Needs

The games to commence smiley

Season 39 Kit
Next 5 Matches
Last 10 Matches
42 Jun 09 W4 - 1Spartick Division 1
41 Jun 08 W1 - 0@St Pauli Division 1
39 Jun 02 D0 - 0Asteria Division 1
38 Jun 01 L1 - 3@Sorukoviso Division 1
36 May 26 W1 - 0Queens Division 1
35 May 25 W1 - 0@Tayside Division 1
33 May 19 W2 - 1@Teddys Division 1
32 May 18 D0 - 0Cascadia Division 1
30 May 12 L0 - 4@Villains Division 1
29 May 11 L1 - 2West Coast Division 1
About Newkie Illuminati

A mythical, secretive group based in the North East of England. Many, many followers - although sections of the following are disillusioned with the direction the club has taken in recent times. However, they remain loyal, committed and fanatical for the cause.


Current aims are unknown. Rumoured to be awash with funds - but investment has been surprisingly lacking. Insular and not always accepting of 'outsiders'!


The black and white striped uniforms are adorned by the disciples of the club and worn with pride as they travel around the globe in their masses. Rituals include the compulsory imbibing of super-human quanties of local beverage 'newkie broon' - known to give the individuals super-human powers of immortality... at least that's the claim. Rumoured to have slightly intoxicating and potentially adictive qualities - with many suggesting that this is used in a mass mind control experiment to retain the followers loyalty and allegiance.


History books show that success is in the genes. Recently though internal wrangling at the top of the organisation have left the club devoid of focus. It is hoped that the recent appointment of Lithgo in a key position will allow this sleeping giant to start to reach it's potential...

Coach's Bio: Les Lithgo

Geordie boy. Mid-life crisis. Gambling. Eating. Drinking. Work, work, work...


Not quite living the dream... yet!


Think that covers it!

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