Newkie Illuminati (NEI)
CoachLes Lithgo
StadiumZion Fields (40000)
CaptainKevin Keegan
Bank2033
Coaching Points12
One Touch Football1
Morale0.50 (0.05)
LeagueEvolution Division 1: 10th
EstablishedSeason 33 (2015)
NicknameThe Illuminati
Following (Avg)22,000 (None Recorded)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Wins12256
Draws5633
Losses8343
Pct.0.5750.549
Previous Names
None Recorded
Past Coaches
None Recorded
Trophy Cabinet
Competition#Seasons
Division 1 Runner Up136
Evolution Cup Winner135
Name  (22 Players)PosASLELPU
Shaka Hislop GK5251000
Freddie Woodman GK2171000
Darren Peacock SW6241007
Steve Howey SW5111000
Bjorn Kristensen SD061000
Jonathon Woodgate DF3211000
Steve Watson DF2191000
John Beresford DF5141000
Kevin Scott DF1111000
Marc Hottiger DF491000
Liam OBrien DM1131000
Hatem Ben Arfa MF3201000
David Ginola MF6171000
David Batty MF6131000
Craig Bellamy MA1131000
Jonas Gutierrez MA061000
Tino Asprilla WG4201000
Lauren Robert WG5141000
Andy Cole FW3211000
Kevin Keegan (c)FW5181000
Alan Shearer FW7121000
Ivor Allchurch UT4171000
Players With Special Abilities
Shaka Hislop Maverick
Darren Peacock Swansong
Tino Asprilla Passer
David Ginola Playmaker
Alan Shearer Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Kevin Scott 10
Team Form
Last 10: ----------
MVP: ---
Team DPs:
Rivals
Newkie Illuminati are rivals to 2 teams.
Last seasons Rivals are still current until the preaseason ends.
Recent Transactions
August 12, 2018
0/6 MA Jonas Gutierrez (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/6 SD Bjorn Kristensen (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 DF Kevin Scott (Bosman) signs in the draft.
March 23, 2018
0/6 MA Craig Bellamy (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 9, 2018
0/6 DM Liam OBrien (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
February 4, 2018
1/11 GK Freddie Woodman (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2017
0/8 DF Steve Watson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
July 2, 2017
1/12 MF Hatem Ben Arfa (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 6, 2017
0/8 DF Jonathon Woodgate (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 11, 2017
0/8 FW Andy Cole (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/10 MF Stewart Barrowclough (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 13, 2016
0/4 DF Marc Hottiger (5k) is promoted to the senior squad.
Team Needs

The games to commence smiley

Season 40 Kit
Next 5 Matches
MDATEOPPONENTCOMP
4 Sep 07 @Colorado Division 1
5 Sep 08 Cascadia Division 1
6 Sep 14 @St Pauli Division 1
7 Sep 15 @Teddys Division 1
8 Sep 21 (n)Sorukoviso Evolution Cup
Last 10 Matches
MDATEOPPONENTCOMP
About Newkie Illuminati

A mythical, secretive group based in the North East of England. Many, many followers - although sections of the following are disillusioned with the direction the club has taken in recent times. However, they remain loyal, committed and fanatical for the cause.

 

Current aims are unknown. Rumoured to be awash with funds - but investment has been surprisingly lacking. Insular and not always accepting of 'outsiders'!

 

The black and white striped uniforms are adorned by the disciples of the club and worn with pride as they travel around the globe in their masses. Rituals include the compulsory imbibing of super-human quanties of local beverage 'newkie broon' - known to give the individuals super-human powers of immortality... at least that's the claim. Rumoured to have slightly intoxicating and potentially adictive qualities - with many suggesting that this is used in a mass mind control experiment to retain the followers loyalty and allegiance.

 

History books show that success is in the genes. Recently though internal wrangling at the top of the organisation have left the club devoid of focus. It is hoped that the recent appointment of Lithgo in a key position will allow this sleeping giant to start to reach it's potential...

Coach's Bio: Les Lithgo

Geordie boy. Mid-life crisis. Gambling. Eating. Drinking. Work, work, work...

 

Not quite living the dream... yet!

 

Think that covers it!

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