Newkie Illuminati (NEI)
CoachLes Lithgo
StadiumZion Fields (40000)
CaptainAlan Shearer
Coaching Points0
One Touch Football1
Morale0.45 (0.00)
LeagueEvolution Division 1: 7th
EstablishedSeason 33 (2015)
NicknameThe Illuminati
Following (Avg)18,168 (29,453)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Previous Names
None Recorded
Past Coaches
None Recorded
Trophy Cabinet
Division 1 Runner Up136
Evolution Cup Winner135
Name  (23 Players)PosASLELPU
Shaka Hislop GK327567
Pavel Srnicek GK6201007
Darren Peacock SW428487
Steve Howey SW316350
Jonathon Woodgate DF122707
John Beresford DF321582
Barry Venison DF517800
Steve Watson DF014806
Alan Kennedy DF6131000
Marc Hottiger DF2111000
Philippe Albert DF7101000
Titus Bramble DM7131000
David Ginola MF4281007
David Batty MF421451
Hatem Ben Arfa MF119707
Stewart Barrowclough MF2101000
Tino Asprilla WG226707
Lauren Robert WG321490
Kevin Keegan FW328687
Alan Shearer (c)FW523703
Andy Cole FW1221007
Les Ferdinand FW791000
Ivor Allchurch UT2191004
Players With Special Abilities
Pavel Srnicek Swansong
David Ginola Playmaker
Alan Shearer Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Lauren Robert 4
Team Form
Last 10: lwwdWDLllD
MVP: lw-
Team DPs: 132
Newkie Illuminati are rivals to 1 teams.
Recent Transactions
September 23, 2017
Auction 4: Acquired Lauren Robert 3/21 WG.
August 12, 2017
0/8 DF Steve Watson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
July 2, 2017
1/12 MF Hatem Ben Arfa (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 6, 2017
0/8 DF Jonathon Woodgate (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 11, 2017
0/8 FW Andy Cole (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/10 MF Stewart Barrowclough (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 13, 2016
0/4 DF Marc Hottiger (5k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/8 WG Tino Asprilla (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 GK Shaka Hislop (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 23, 2016
0/8 DF John Beresford (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 19, 2016
0/8 FW Kevin Keegan (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 14, 2016
1/11 SW Darren Peacock (Bosman) signs in the draft.
Team Needs

The games to commence smiley

Season 38 Kit
Next 5 Matches
29 Oct 27 Gotham Division 1
30 Oct 28 @Villains Division 1
31 Oct 31 (n)Villa The Manager Cup
32 Nov 03 Chuzhou Division 1
33 Nov 04 @St Pauli Division 1
Last 10 Matches
28 Oct 21 L1 - 3@Teddys Division 1
27 Oct 20 W5 - 0(n)Hamilton The Manager Cup
26 Oct 14 W4 - 2(n)West Coast The Manager Cup
25 Oct 13 D0 - 0(n)Spartak The Manager Cup
24 Oct 07 W6 - 0(n)Ashburton The Manager Cup
23 Oct 06 D3 - 3(n)Korea The Manager Cup
21 Sep 30 L0 - 3Asteria Division 1
20 Sep 29 L0 - 1@Spartick Division 1
19 Sep 26 L2 - 4(n)Gotham Evolution Cup
18 Sep 23 D1 - 1Leicester Division 1
About Newkie Illuminati

A mythical, secretive group based in the North East of England. Many, many followers - although sections of the following are disillusioned with the direction the club has taken in recent times. However, they remain loyal, committed and fanatical for the cause.


Current aims are unknown. Rumoured to be awash with funds - but investment has been surprisingly lacking. Insular and not always accepting of 'outsiders'!


The black and white striped uniforms are adorned by the disciples of the club and worn with pride as they travel around the globe in their masses. Rituals include the compulsory imbibing of super-human quanties of local beverage 'newkie broon' - known to give the individuals super-human powers of immortality... at least that's the claim. Rumoured to have slightly intoxicating and potentially adictive qualities - with many suggesting that this is used in a mass mind control experiment to retain the followers loyalty and allegiance.


History books show that success is in the genes. Recently though internal wrangling at the top of the organisation have left the club devoid of focus. It is hoped that the recent appointment of Lithgo in a key position will allow this sleeping giant to start to reach it's potential...

Coach's Bio: Les Lithgo

Geordie boy. Mid-life crisis. Gambling. Eating. Drinking. Work, work, work...


Not quite living the dream... yet!


Think that covers it!

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