Newkie Illuminati (NEI)
CoachLes Lithgo
StadiumZion Fields (40000)
CaptainDavid Ginola
Bank2116
Coaching Points10
One Touch Football1
Morale0.50 (0.03)
LeagueEvolution Division 1: 10th
EstablishedSeason 33 (2015)
NicknameThe Illuminati
Following (Avg)21,200 (None Recorded)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Wins10847
Draws4828
Losses7035
Pct.0.5840.555
Previous Names
None Recorded
Past Coaches
None Recorded
Trophy Cabinet
Competition#Seasons
Division 1 Runner Up136
Evolution Cup Winner135
Name  (21 Players)PosASLELPU
Shaka Hislop GK4211000
Freddie Woodman GK1111000
Darren Peacock SW5201000
Steve Howey SW4131000
Jonathon Woodgate DF2191000
Barry Venison DF6181007
John Beresford DF4171000
Steve Watson DF1151000
Marc Hottiger DF3101000
Alan Kennedy DF791000
Titus Bramble DM891000
David Ginola (c)MF5201000
Hatem Ben Arfa MF2171000
David Batty MF5171000
Stewart Barrowclough MF3101000
Tino Asprilla WG3211000
Lauren Robert WG4171000
Kevin Keegan FW4201000
Andy Cole FW2191000
Alan Shearer FW6171000
Ivor Allchurch UT3171000
Players With Special Abilities
Barry Venison Swansong
Tino Asprilla Passer
David Ginola Playmaker
Alan Shearer Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Freddie Woodman 10
Team Form
Last 10: ----------
MVP: ---
Team DPs:
Rivals
Newkie Illuminati are rivals to 1 teams.
Last seasons Rivals are still current until the preaseason ends.
Recent Transactions
February 4, 2018
1/11 GK Freddie Woodman (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2017
0/8 DF Steve Watson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
July 2, 2017
1/12 MF Hatem Ben Arfa (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 6, 2017
0/8 DF Jonathon Woodgate (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 11, 2017
0/8 FW Andy Cole (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/10 MF Stewart Barrowclough (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 13, 2016
0/4 DF Marc Hottiger (5k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/8 WG Tino Asprilla (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 GK Shaka Hislop (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 23, 2016
0/8 DF John Beresford (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 19, 2016
0/8 FW Kevin Keegan (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 14, 2016
1/11 SW Darren Peacock (Bosman) signs in the draft.
Team Needs

The games to commence smiley

Season 39 Kit
Next 5 Matches
MDATEOPPONENTCOMP
4 Feb 23 @Glasgow Division 1
5 Feb 24 @West Coast Division 1
6 Mar 02 Villains Division 1
7 Mar 03 @Cascadia Division 1
8 Mar 09 (n)Cascadia Evolution Cup
Last 10 Matches
MDATEOPPONENTCOMP
3 Feb 20 L1 - 2(n)Clarendon Friendly Match
2 Feb 16 L0 - 1(n)Sitan Friendly Match
About Newkie Illuminati

A mythical, secretive group based in the North East of England. Many, many followers - although sections of the following are disillusioned with the direction the club has taken in recent times. However, they remain loyal, committed and fanatical for the cause.

 

Current aims are unknown. Rumoured to be awash with funds - but investment has been surprisingly lacking. Insular and not always accepting of 'outsiders'!

 

The black and white striped uniforms are adorned by the disciples of the club and worn with pride as they travel around the globe in their masses. Rituals include the compulsory imbibing of super-human quanties of local beverage 'newkie broon' - known to give the individuals super-human powers of immortality... at least that's the claim. Rumoured to have slightly intoxicating and potentially adictive qualities - with many suggesting that this is used in a mass mind control experiment to retain the followers loyalty and allegiance.

 

History books show that success is in the genes. Recently though internal wrangling at the top of the organisation have left the club devoid of focus. It is hoped that the recent appointment of Lithgo in a key position will allow this sleeping giant to start to reach it's potential...

Coach's Bio: Les Lithgo

Geordie boy. Mid-life crisis. Gambling. Eating. Drinking. Work, work, work...

 

Not quite living the dream... yet!

 

Think that covers it!

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