Newkie Illuminati (NEI)
CoachLes Lithgo
StadiumZion Fields (40000)
CaptainKevin Keegan
Coaching Points13
One Touch Football1
Morale0.50 (0.07)
LeagueEvolution Division 1: 10th
EstablishedSeason 33 (2015)
NicknameThe Illuminati
Following (Avg)22,800 (None Recorded)
Club Record
OverallDiv 1
Previous Names
None Recorded
Past Coaches
None Recorded
Trophy Cabinet
Division 1 Runner Up136
Evolution Cup Winner135
Evolution Cup Runner Up140
Name  (22 Players)PosASLELPU
Freddie Woodman GK3201000
Shaka Hislop GK6181000
Bjorn Kristensen SD1131000
Jonathon Woodgate DF4211000
Steve Watson DF3211000
Kevin Scott DF2161000
John Beresford DF6111000
Marc Hottiger DF581000
Liam OBrien DM2181000
Hatem Ben Arfa MF4241000
David Ginola MF7121000
David Batty MF791000
Mirandinha MF081000
Craig Bellamy MA2181000
Jonas Gutierrez MA1131000
Tino Asprilla WG5201000
Lauren Robert WG6111000
Andy Cole FW4201000
Kevin Keegan (c)FW6191007
Micky Quinn FW1121000
Alan Shearer FW881000
Ivor Allchurch UT5141000
Players With Special Abilities
Shaka Hislop Maverick
Hatem Ben Arfa Maverick
Kevin Keegan Swansong
Tino Asprilla Passer
David Ginola Playmaker
Alan Shearer Athletic
Unavailable For TradeMatches
Micky Quinn 10
Team Form
Last 10: ----------
MVP: ---
Team DPs:
Newkie Illuminati are rivals to 1 teams.
Last seasons Rivals are still current until the preaseason ends.
Recent Transactions
January 27, 2019
0/8 MF Mirandinha (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/12 FW Micky Quinn (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2018
0/6 MA Jonas Gutierrez (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
0/6 SD Bjorn Kristensen (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
1/11 DF Kevin Scott (Bosman) signs in the draft.
March 23, 2018
0/6 MA Craig Bellamy (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
March 9, 2018
0/6 DM Liam OBrien (150k) is promoted to the senior squad.
February 4, 2018
1/11 GK Freddie Woodman (Bosman) signs in the draft.
August 12, 2017
0/8 DF Steve Watson (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
July 2, 2017
1/12 MF Hatem Ben Arfa (Bosman) signs in the draft.
April 6, 2017
0/8 DF Jonathon Woodgate (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
January 11, 2017
0/8 FW Andy Cole (250k) is promoted to the senior squad.
Team Needs

The games to commence smiley

Season 41 Kit
Next 5 Matches
2 Feb 22 (n)Orgullo Friendly Match
3 Feb 26 (n)Adelaidonians Friendly Match
4 Mar 01 @Colorado Division 1
5 Mar 02 Glasgow Division 1
6 Mar 08 @Leicester Division 1
Last 10 Matches
1 Feb 19 D2 - 2(n)Huascaran Friendly Match
About Newkie Illuminati

A mythical, secretive group based in the North East of England. Many, many followers - although sections of the following are disillusioned with the direction the club has taken in recent times. However, they remain loyal, committed and fanatical for the cause.


Current aims are unknown. Rumoured to be awash with funds - but investment has been surprisingly lacking. Insular and not always accepting of 'outsiders'!


The black and white striped uniforms are adorned by the disciples of the club and worn with pride as they travel around the globe in their masses. Rituals include the compulsory imbibing of super-human quanties of local beverage 'newkie broon' - known to give the individuals super-human powers of immortality... at least that's the claim. Rumoured to have slightly intoxicating and potentially adictive qualities - with many suggesting that this is used in a mass mind control experiment to retain the followers loyalty and allegiance.


History books show that success is in the genes. Recently though internal wrangling at the top of the organisation have left the club devoid of focus. It is hoped that the recent appointment of Lithgo in a key position will allow this sleeping giant to start to reach it's potential...

Coach's Bio: Les Lithgo

Geordie boy. Mid-life crisis. Gambling. Eating. Drinking. Work, work, work...


Not quite living the dream... yet!


Think that covers it!

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